JUDGMENT DAY
A traveling preacher said to the farmer, "Do you belong to the Christian family?"
"No," he said, "They live two farms down."
"No, no, I mean are you lost?"
"No, I've been here thirty-five years."
"I mean are you ready for Judgment Day?'
"When is it?"
"It could be today, tomorrow or next week."
"Well, when you find out for sure when it is, you let me know. My wife will probably want to go all the days!!"
Categories: Catholic Humor