Catholic Humor – Catholic Sermon on Worms
A Pastor decided that a visual demonstration would add emphasis to his Sunday sermon.
Four worms were placed into four separate jars.
The first worm was put into a container of alcohol.
The second worm was put into a container of cigarette smoke.
The third worm was put into a container of chocolate syrup.
The fourth worm was put into a container of good clean soil.
At the conclusion of the sermon, the Pastor reported the following results:
The first worm in alcohol - Dead.
The second worm in cigarette smoke - Dead
Third worm in chocolate syrup - Dead
Fourth worm in good clean soil - Alive.
So the Pastor asked the congregation -
What can you learn from this demonstration?
Maxine was sitting in the back, quickly raised her hand and said,
'As long as you drink, smoke and eat chocolate, you won't have worms!'
That pretty much ended the Mass...
Bet you were thinking that the first 3 will kill you, huh 
Disclaimer: The publisher and author take no responsibility for any Catholics who decide to lead a life of debauchery as a result of this article and refuse to act as witnesses during the accused's Judgment Day in front of God.
